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REVISION: 2026.05.22 // LEDGER PROTOCOL: SHIELD ACTIVE // AGREEMENT REQUIRED FOR CITIZEN STATIONS.
“WE ARE THE GENERATION THAT OUTLIVES APOCALYPSES. HERE IS OUR CODE OF ENGAGEMENT.”
By accessing the portal cockroach.today, generating your "Certified Cockroach" clearance ID badge, or casting secure petition seals on live campaign dossiers, you agree to comply with this decentralized rebel engagement protocol.
Traditional terms of service are designed by corporate lawyers to lock you out of your rights. CJP terms are written to protect our collective digital space, defend against state censorship, and cultivate youth solidarity.
COCKROACH JANTA PARTY (CJP) IS A MEME-NATIVE, SATIRICAL DIGITAL CAMPAIGN MOVEMENT. ALL SPEECH, GRAPHICS, OR POSTER BLUEPRINTS EXCHANGED ON THIS STATION ARE SATIRICAL COMMENTARY PROTECTED UNDER ARTICLE 19(1)(A) OF THE CONSTITUTION OF INDIA (FREEDOM OF SPEECH & EXPRESSION). BY ENTERING THE STATION, YOU AGREE THAT MEMES ARE LEGAL INFORMATION WEAPONS OF INTELLECTUAL DISSENT.
UPON GENERATING YOUR CLEARANCE ID BADGE, YOU ARE GRANTED A DECENTRALIZED, NON-EXCLUSIVE CITIZEN LICENSE TO SHARE, REPRODUCE, GLITCH, AND DEPLOY CJP CONTENT AND SYMBOLS ACROSS ANY PRIVATE INTERNET NODES (INSTAGRAM, X/TWITTER, DISCORD). THE MOVEMENT LOGO IS OPEN SOURCE: YOU RECLAIM ALL COCKROACH RIGHTS.
WE DO NOT PERMIT RUTHLESS STATE BOTS, SPAM FLANGES, OR HARMFUL DOS PROTOCOLS AIMED AT BRINGING DOWN REBEL HQ. ANY BOTS CAUGHT COMPROMISING CITIZEN STATIONS WILL BE BLOCKED BY DIGITAL FIREWALL CELL COUNTER-MOTIONS. CITIZENS ENGAGING IN THE MOVEMENT MUST RESPECT DECENTRALIZED HARMONY AND COCKROACH RESILIENCE.
CJP PROVIDES THIS STATION AND ALL DISSENT DOSSIERS AS-IS. IN NO EVENT SHALL CJP CO-FOUNDERS, GIG UNION WORKERS, OR MEME DESIGN LABS BE LIABLE FOR ANY OUTSIDE INTELLECTUAL RETALIATION OR DELETION. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR DEPLOYING YOUR DISSENT PROTESTS ACCORDING TO CYBERLAW LAWS AND STANDARDS.
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